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themodernrage
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[12 Jun 2005|11:08pm]

my_alcatraz
dinosaur_soup! WOO!
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Application [10 Dec 2004|09:13pm]

stiffyb
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[10 Aug 2004|12:38pm]

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New [22 Jun 2004|02:32am]

funkaramic
Your grandma called this morning. She said she couldn't get the vanilla ice cream stain out of your jeans...Collapse )
4 creamed jeans| cream me, baby!

[22 Jun 2004|01:16am]

my_alcatraz
Yo. Check out. contrary_beauty.
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Stamped - Crossposted - Note of Absence [18 Jun 2004|08:38pm]

jig
[ mood | busy ]

I'm going to be going to Summer @ Brown for five weeks, and while I will have access to a computer, it will be majorly cut short, so I won't be voting/posting for a while. I am not inactive and I have not left the community.

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Have A Nice Day,
Jig

x-posted

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[04 Jun 2004|06:56pm]
magglemoonrock
fuckingxcute_
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A question for the lovely ladies [24 May 2004|04:15pm]

sonofsacagawea
[ mood | sore ]

Hello all. Ok…I have a bit of a problem with men’s fashion recently. I can’t find a pair of khaki pants to wear. I need some womenly advice on this matter. If I go into a place like American Eagle or something along those lines, everything is cargo.
So, I decided that it would be a good idea to try out some more of the trendier stores like Gap, Express, etc. EVERY pair of pants at those stores are ball huggers. I don’t have any room! I don’t get it…The Queer Eye For the Straight Guy phenomenon has taken over and now I can’t find a pair of khakis to wear to dinner at a nice place. I could go the whole Dockers route, but they’re dumb. I don’t wear khakis that often , but I’m just looking for a place where I can get 2-3 pair and have them for a couple of years. I tried on so many pairs this weekend it was ridiculous. If I had a camera at the time I would have taken a picture. One pair at Express was especially bad. You could literally see the outline of my nut sack and johnson. My twig and berries, if you will.
So my questions are: 1) Where can I find a pair of normal, flat front khakis (non-cargo) and if those don’t exist anymore 2) do women like the tight pant look now? For some reason I don’t think people want to see me try and stuff my balls in a pair of pants. Some pairs HURT them.
Thank you in advance.
Matt

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this is all: [18 May 2004|08:30pm]

_yo
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My application... [11 May 2004|04:14pm]

sonofsacagawea
[ mood | working ]

APPLICATION
Name: Matt
Age: 22
Area in which you reside: St. Paul, MN

If you were stranded on a desert island with a VCR and only one movie, which movie would it be and why? Caddyshack because I was a caddy at one time and it’s the funniest movie in the world. And Lacy Underall gets naked

What's the one song that makes you bounce? “Jump Around” by House of Pain and “Lee” by The D

What's the one song that makes you want to cry in utter emoness? “Under the Bridge” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers

How loose is your goose? It’s only loose when I’m drunk

What's the deal with your username? Sacagawea (or Sacajawea) is clearly the most important woman in American history. I have a fascination with her and I thought a LJ name would be a nice tribute. I bet she was thinking that too when she was saving a bunch of white dudes.

Favorite...(and why)
Food:Steak because it’s good and meaty and it feels good in my mouth
Color: Blue…no reason why, really
Book/Author: “On the Road” / Jack Kerouac or “Walden” by Henry David Thoreau because each deal with self-exploration
Person: Sacagawea…see above
Shoe Size: 10 or 10 ½ depending on the brand
Television Show: The Simpsons…no need for explanation
Jean Creamer: Can’t say I know anyone…
Fraggle: I hope it doesn’t count against me, but I don’t have a clue
Thing to do: Play frisbee golf and smoke grass
Season: Summer because it provides ample jean-creaming possibilities
Member of the D: It’s close, but I’d say Jack only because he’s not bald

Five Celebrities who make your jeans creamy and why:
1) Charlize Theron
2) Ashley Judd
3) Salma Hayek
4) This one really hot girl on Telemundo that I can never figure out what her name is
5) Gwen Stafani

What shape is the bed? Nice and round like a sweet-looking ass

What are your jean-creaming super-powers? I have a six inch tongue and I can breath out of my ears

College stats. Where you're attending, where you wish to attend, yaddida yaddida:
I graduated from St. Norbert College in WI about a year ago

Why do you want to be a member of this lovely community?
I’m not trying to suck up or anything, but this is clearly the sweetest rating community in Live Journal
Did you giggle when you read the word "member"?
I still am

What are your opinions on the following:
Jack Black: One of the coolest guys in the world. Enough said.
Jean creaming: One of my favorite past times
Mr. Rogers/Mr. Dressup: I heard they had a DVD coming out with Paris Hilton.
Dream Phone: An ESPN/Sports Illustrated football phone
Homosexuality: Whatever floats your boat
Abortion: I certainly don’t want to see what happens in the operation, but I'd rather have an aborted baby than an unresponsible parent
Cheese: I went to school in Wisconsin, so I’m obliged to like it, and I love it

Do you belong to any other communities? No, I don’t really see the need to…They all pretty much suck

Any additional information that you would like to share? I realized half way through that the members are all female and you guys seem to all know eachother…So if I’m infringing on some sort of clique, I’ll gladly remove myself.

Include at least one picture:

There, that was refreshing. How's the status on your jean's cream? Almost there.




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STAMPED [09 Apr 2004|09:39pm]

jig
[ mood | melancholy ]

Melancholy, boredom, and an urge to wear a dress that I had worn only once before resulted in this.


I Feel Like A Fairy PrincessCollapse )

xposted

Have A Nice Day,
Jig

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[04 Apr 2004|01:00pm]

bunana007
I'm leaving.


I might come back some day.
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[31 Mar 2004|01:26pm]
vylentviolet
[ mood | accomplished ]

i'm probably late on this one, but check
this.

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New [25 Mar 2004|08:49pm]

jig
[ mood | hopeful ]

Fear My False Birthday BravadoCollapse )

Have A Nice Day,
Jig

8 creamed jeans| cream me, baby!

[10 Mar 2004|06:33pm]
vylentviolet
cream savers!Collapse )
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[06 Mar 2004|12:34am]

velvetseas
[ mood | awake ]

Name: Ali

Age: 23

Area in which you reside: Jersey!

If you were stranded on a desert island with a VCR and only one movie, which movie would it be and why? Newsies...because those boys singing are friggin hot :-P Plus it's just downright good fun music (I dunno..it's always been my fave since 8th grade)

What's the one song that makes you bounce? Black Water by the Doobie Brothers

What's the one song that makes you want to cry in utter emoness? Me and A Gun by Tori Amos

How loose is your goose? He ran away and I've been searching for him for 3 days! His name's Chico if you see him. You'll know him by the blue raincoat and greet wool hat.

What's the deal with your username? From a Phish song "Wading In The Velvet Sea"

Favorite...(and why)
Food: Spaghetti..step-mom's. Cause it just friggin tastes god
Color: Green...love me the forest
Book/Author: Einstein's Dreams/Steinbeck. Love the time travel stuff/one of the best character writers
Person: My boyfriend (cue the cheese). cause there's no one else that lets me be a dork and accepts it for who i am :)
Shoe Size: 9 1/2
Television Show: ER. but now that they killed off my Dr. Romano, i'll have to go with Conan O'Brien. There's no one funnier
Jean Creamer: Christian Bale. he's got a weird lip thing that drives me crazy!
Fraggle: Red. He's so happy!
Thing to do: write in my journals and take pictures. i'm all about recording my life for posterity. i think it'd be cool if i could read through my ancestor's lives, so i'm trying to do that for my progeny
Season: autumn. the smell of chimney smoke is so soothing
Member of the D: jack. he's just pure sex.

Five Celebrities who make your jeans creamy and why:
1) Gary Sinise. The man just rocks my socks. He's so rough, but sensitive at the same time.
2) Jack. Need I give a reason?
3) Christian Bale. Like I said before...it's the lip thing....an maybe the accent too
4) Micky Dolenz (1960's). As much as Istill love him now, he was so hot in the Monkee days with his fro. And hilarious to boot!
5) John Ritter....humor=sexy to me. and the man had it all.

What shape is the bed? square. gotta have the most surface area.

What are your jean-creaming super-powers? i've got big blue eyes that can melt the skin off a man from 200 yards away.

College stats. Where you're attending, where you wish to attend, yaddida yaddida: graduated a year ago...in loverly Newark, NJ (actually it's great there....don't believe the rumors!) Tehcnical school. nuff said. Girl/guy ratio- 1:20.....awwwwww yeeeeeah :-P

Why do you want to be a member of this lovely community? I need my jeans creamed!

Did you giggle when you read the word "member"? i did now

What are your opinions on the following:
Jack Black: Sex.
Jean creaming: Wet.
Mr. Rogers/Mr. Dressup: Sweater.
Dream Phone: um...?
Homosexuality: Rock.
Abortion: Choice.
Cheese: Cheddar.

Do you belong to any other communities? it's all in the info people. but i will give a shoutout to vintage_sex

Any additional information that you would like to share? I'm not wearing any pants.

Include at least one picture:
(Okay, this totally wasn't working on my comp...so lets hope it looks okay and worked.)


There, that was refreshing. How's the status on your jean's cream? Not quite moist.

10 creamed jeans| cream me, baby!

[03 Mar 2004|04:53pm]

chanda
[ mood | accomplished ]

Now with more cream!Collapse )

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[01 Mar 2004|04:58pm]

thepudding
Here is my application thingymaggiger. Read more...Collapse )
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[01 Mar 2004|12:41am]

stilldivine
this reminds me, you should all join hotttttttttt

a place to post pictures of hot guys. its fun. do it.
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